PASS THE HUNGER STRIKE - THE NEW CELEBRITY PARTY GAME

Just heard this on the morning show. A few celebs have decided they are concerned about deaths in Darfur and want to do something about it. So Mia farrow decides to go on a hunger strike. anyway, her doctor tells her that not eating is bad for her health (the whole idea is to threaten your life thus raise your cause to public view) so she asks Richard Branson to take over the reins. So Mr Branson is now on nil by mouth...BUT Peter Gaberiel waits in the wings to take over when he can no longer take it. I mean what a joke.. Gandhi (king of the hunger strike will be rolling in his grave).
I can hear you all, "don't be so cynical, at least there doing something"..but guess what. Their not. You are just falling into their little consumerised trap. Nil by mouth for a couple of days, then it's off to Macca's for a few big Macs, while they talk to their accountants about how much cash their latest publicity stunt has made them.
Come on,guys, get out the fishing line and stitch up those lips ala Aussie detention centre style....then I will know you are serious.