Todays Rant - The Recruits

Its probably going to sound bad, but i really have a natural distaste for officers of the law. I am, in essence a law abiding citizen except for the occasional undetected misdemeanor (if your a cop reading this, my name is Alfred and i live in Melbourne), but for some reason i just can't stand them. It's a deep pathological distaste...which ironically enough i can't find a reason for, besides a blatant disregard for authority and order...which brings me to channel Ten's hot new program "The Recruits".
Now, i wait for this show to begin in anticipation, billed as been the next hit created by the team that brought you "Bondi Rescue" (another show i hate, i'm not sure how many times the average australian can watch backpackers rescued from killer in hip deep water. For me, it's zero) mainly because of three brilliant and tantalizing sneak peaks into the world of police in training.

1. Scene shows young girls dancing at club. Voice over "While these girls do this on a saturday night. Amanda does this" Flash to cops in the middle of street brawl. Are we meant to feel sympathy for this girl. She chose to join the cops, and as far as my experience goes in brawls the police seem to turn up much later, more round the bodies getting put in ambulance stage, unless of course they started said brawl.


2. Fella says to the camera "I'm gonna leave here as a cop or in a body bag" Huh? Huh? So he thinks he may get killed in boot camp. how did this guy get through the intelligence training. Surely he only just scrapes through with enough intelligence to put on a brownshirt and keep or city trains safe from fare evaders, while allowing white trash drunks to urinate, burn and fight in our trains. (get real drunk (it will dull the eventual pain) and jump on the midnighter out to penrith or mount druitt, it may not be safe, but EVERYONE bought a ticket)


3. Footage of man giving speech to recruits and he says "some of you may get killed!" No fucking shit, your kidding me. Thats it, i'm out of here. What do you mean crims have guns now. People will want me dead. When did this shit happen, i thought i would be to busy shooting tazers at youths driving stolen vans, shooting pepper spray at drunks who won't leave pubs and getting headjob bribes of pros in King Cross. If i have to deal with real crime, I'm out of here.

If you think this type of show may float your boat, i suggest your better off watching COPS and enjoying white flattoped males, bash mexican and black minorities for running away, while listening to the latest Justin Timberlake CD

Cop: Why did you run?

Now Bleeding Mexican: Cause you scare me

Cop: Why did you run, you don't run unless you got something to hide

Bleeding Mexican: Cause everytime I see you guys you bash the fuck out of me and then put it on national TV to that annoying, but catchy Bad boys anthem.

Ok, so your saying to yourself, that last comment was way over the top...well answer me this. When was the last time you saw a white guy who didn't live in a trailer park on COPS? NEVER

Well, I guess they just don't break the law...... Bah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha